Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Bikester Urban Hipster Cult to Gridlock Arlington by 2018



Hey, Yupette,

I visited my sister in Baltimore for the first time in about two years.

Latest news from Baltimore is the Bikester Cult has Baltimore gridlocked much of the time, together with their Gangsta buds who ride everything from skateboards to ATVs on Baltimore's streets, roads, highways, trails, sidewalks, everywhere, all the time. Pedestrians are constantly in danger. Motor vehicles can't move.

Same thing is gonna happen here in Arlington within about 3 years, if the Bikester Urban Hipster Cult has its way. Facilitated by the likes of Urban Hipster wannabes like Jay Fisette.

But don't believe me. Take the MARC train up to Baltimore and see Arlington's future for yourselves.

Terri, 22201

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

True...Bikester-Hipster Cult despises motor vehicles.

Anonymous said...

Latest New Urbanist Cult

Anonymous said...

What's worse than an ART Bus full of rush hour commuters stuck behind a streetcar moving at 11 mph? An ART Bus full of rush hour commuters stuck behind Hipster-Biksters moving at 8 mph.

Anonymous said...

Yes they're a Cult. And they hate motor vehicles.

Anonymous said...

Blame Jay Fisette. Another of his pet special interests.

Anonymous said...

Not all are urban hipsters. Quite a few lost their drivers' licenses as the result of multiple DWI convictions.

Anonymous said...

Jay Fisette has opted his exclusive neighborhood out of bike lanes and shared-street.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday's County Board meeting -- ART Bus is starved for funding despite increasing demand so Bikeshare expansion can be fully funded.

Anonymous said...

Enforcement of traffic laws in residential neighborhoods? There is ZERO police presence in residential neighborhoods because the police are concentrated in the B-R corridor having to deal with drunken hipster pub crawlers.

Anonymous said...

Bikeshare is the worst. Who told them they could ride on sidewalks crowded with pedestrians?

Anonymous said...

It will get worse...next two County Board members will be urban hipsters.

Anonymous said...

How about a 150 lb cargo bike moving at 4 mph?

Anonymous said...

Four of the five County Board Members and the County Manager responsible for the incipient gridlock have retired or are retiring.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the mass bicycle events are gridlocking Baltimore.

Alvin Munchkin said...

As a matter of fact Bikesters DO own the streets and sidewalks.

Anonymous said...

Arlington Police are busy micro-managing the ongoing March Madness Pub Crawl. First in a series that will end about Halloween.

Anonymous said...

Do a Web search on Bicycle Cult

Anonymous said...

Arlington's Bicycle Cult is taking money that should go to ART Bus for more Bikeshare stations.

Anonymous said...

Streetcar Cult, Aquatics Cult, Canine Cult, now the Bicycle Cult. They play, we pay.

Dump the Cultocrats.

Anonymous said...

More special events of the kind the Arlington Police Department likes to stand around watching rather than do community policing. Love that overtime.

Anonymous said...

You forgot Pub Crawl Cult

Anonymous said...

How about? Pub Crawl Cult + Bicycle Cult

Anonymous said...

Dump the Democrats !!

Anonymous said...

Arlington Police Department and Bicycle Cult? Try 3 pedestrians seriously hurt on Arlington's sidewalks by biketards last year and cops are clueless about the identities of the biketards.

Anonymous said...

It's not politically correct for the ACPD to arrest biketards.

Anonymous said...

Democrats have had control of Arlington way too long. I became disgusted with the Arlington Democratic Party about 10 years ago and will only vote for independents.

Anonymous said...

Bicycle Cult is another Arlington Democratic Committee special interest because ACDC members run Bikeshare.

Anonymous said...

Dump ALL Democrats !!

Elect ALL Independents !!