Thursday, May 10, 2018

amazon Headquarters Will Be In Crystal City

Hey Yupette

The VIPs at 2100 just got the news. amazon has decided to locate its second headquarters in Crystal City. Nothing beyond that's been decided, but we've been told to be prepared to 'fast track' whatever details are worked out between amazon and the County Board. And, yes, the County has offered to rename Jefferson Davis Highway Jeff Bezos Highway.

We've been told that amazon moving into Crystal City will be like the reverse of the Feds moving out starting 20 years ago. Not going to happen overnight, but will definitely happen.

Also, we've been told to be prepared for several years of 'lean government'. Meaning amazon is not going to contribute much towards whatever new infrastructure needs to be constructed. Arlington Police Department has already announced it's not going to pursue minor offenders (like bicycle scofflaws, LOL)

So thanks for your blog.

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