Sunday, June 23, 2013

Fisette's Biketard Allies Blame Pedestrians, Motorists, for Reckless and RWI Bicycle Accidents

Hey, Yupette,

You won't see this on AVN, AIM, or in the PR drivel handed to the local media by the County Manager's office and printed as "news", but at least a dozen traffic accidents and several  pedestrian injuries have already occurred this year, caused by Jay Fisette's biketard friends and allies while bicycling recklessly and/or RWI.

Jay has prevailed on the Arlington police to completely ignore any and all reckless bicycling. Arlington police are well-aware that as many as 10% of the people riding bicycles in the evening and on weekends may be riding under the influence of alcohol and drugs, and many have lost their driver's licenses as the result of DWI convictions.

Of course, if some biketard runs a stop sign at high speed and hits your motor vehicle, YOU are in big trouble with the police. That's the Arlington Way in the second decade of the 21st Century. Stay tuned for worse to come.

Ted  22204


31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reckless bicycling is out-of-control in major U.S. metro areas - NY, Chicago, San Francisco.

Anonymous said...

More urban village idiots doing whatever they please in Neverland on the Potomac.

Alan M. said...

As a matter of fact, bicyclists DO own the streets and roads.

Anonymous said...

Another of Fi$ette's special interests, what can you expect?

Anonymous said...

Sunday NY Post today...Mayor Nanny Bloomberg has bike share stations removed from wealthy NYC neighborhoods.

Anonymous said...

Every new Arlington office and residential building has storage space for 100 bicycles and 300 or more parking spaces. Do the math. We will be overwhelmed in 5 years.

2100 said...

Want to hear what the police have to say about the biketards? "They're a big pool of potential organ donors".

Anonymous said...

Check out the weekend brunch bunch at A-Town staggering home across Fairfax Drive after consuming countless mimosas, screwdrivers, bloody marys, etc.

Anonymous said...

F-ing Fisette is making the B-R Corridor an extension of M Street.

Anonymous said...

What does Fi$ette care? He and his domestic partner are worth $50 million. He'll be outta here in 5 years living in SF when he's not living in Key West.

Anonymous said...

And Hawaii

Anonymous said...

Add streetcar tracks and make the Pike another B-R corridor, see what happens when the Yups try to bike home from drinking themselves silly.

Anonymous said...

Arlington Police are totally reactive..or stated colloquially it's a cowboy police force.

Anonymous said...

Arlington cops are O.K. compared to Alexandria, they are not looking to shoot unarmed people, just rough them up.

Anonymous said...

Arlington cops can't mistreat the 20-something partiers, 'cause Hynes and Zimmy would hear about it via their 20-something children.

Anonymous said...

How do so many people make so much money -- that they spend on consuming huge amounts of alcohol?

Anonymous said...

They have security clearances.

Anonymous said...

County's idiotic bicycle safety video is based on the U.S. Navy's idiotic WW-2 pilot safety training films.

Anonymous said...

Biketards are the new "two legs better" types. Granted, there are a lot of bad drivers that do stupid and dangerous stuff. But it seems (emphasize "seems") like every other cyclist I see goes right through red lights and stop signs with out even looking (and then cyclists kvetch about "bad drivers" - takes two tango). On the Custis, W&OD, and Four Mile Run trails, it seems (emphasize "seems") that two of every five cyclists flies down the trails trying to get in touch with their inner Lance Armstrong. The trails are not a racing course people! That's like the fool drivers that get out on the roads and race along trying to get in touch with their inner ridge runner.

Anonymous said...

J-tard is worth $50 million? Seriously or is just a rant? Please explain and provide details.

Anonymous said...

Gourmet Jay's domestic partner's consulting firm is easily worth $50 million...thanks to Jay.

Anonymous said...

Then there are the skateboarders and people who own unlicensed motor scooters.

Enough Already said...

If a reckless bicyclist runs into me when I'm walking or driving I'm demanding that he/she be given a field sobriety test when the cops start giving me s*** for not allowing him/her to own the road.

Anonymous said...

Jay Fisette owns and extensively drives a Prius, BTW.

Anonymous said...

Next group of Yuptards the taxpayers will bail out? Capital Bikeshare.

Anonymous said...

"If a reckless bicyclist runs into me when I'm walking or driving I'm demanding that he/she be given a field sobriety test when the cops start giving me s*** for not allowing him/her to own the road."

You said it, Enough Already! Spot on!

Anonymous said...

Small motor scooters are going to be licensed in VA starting July 1st.

Regarding Fisette, time for him to go. His 'legacy'? Arlington City.

Anonymous said...

Want to have a serious talk with Jay in the County Board offices about the antics of his biketard buds? Make an appointment with his domestic partner's consulting firm first for a "healthy leadership evaluation". That's what the big dogs do when they want something from the County Board.

Anonymous said...

Biketards, food trucks, yuptard party-till-you-puke bars like A-Town are all part of the next big economic bubble.

Anonymous said...

"Want to have a serious talk with Jay in the County Board offices about the antics of his biketard buds? Make an appointment with his domestic partner's consulting firm first for a "healthy leadership evaluation". That's what the big dogs do when they want something from the County Board."

That's the truth!

Anonymous said...

"Biketards, food trucks, yuptard party-till-you-puke bars like A-Town are all part of the next big economic bubble."

Pop that bubble and pop it now!