Monday, August 12, 2013

Crank Crewe Eludes Police Dragnet in Tejada's Neighborhood

Hey Yupette,

Another summer night, another armed robbery in County Board Chair J. Walter 'Nada' Tejada's Dominion Hills neighborhood.

Happened again last night. Gangstas eluded a dragnet by Arlington and Fairfax County Police using dogs and a helicopter.

Based on what neighborhood homies are saying and gang graffitti, the gangstas may belong to the 18th Street Gang, a large sophisticated street gang that started in LA and has spread across the United States over the past several years.

So be careful if you are out and about Dominion Hills after dark.

Later,

Geraldo99

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nada Tejada has a pile of loot from all his for-profit activities in Central America over the years. He could rent his Dominion Hills home and move to Del Ray like his amigo Jim Moran.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the Regime is so entrenched does it make a difference whether any of them actually lives in Arlington or not?

Anonymous said...

Sheesh --- Where are the Nanny Newsies, Scott McCaffrey, Jason Spencer and Scott Brodbeck when it comes to stuff like armed robberies in residential neighborhoods?

S____ M________ said...

Crime in Arlington? Arlington is crime-free according to the Chamber of Commerce and Economic Development.

Anonymous said...

Where's Walter? Visiting lovely Sister City San Miguel?

Anonymous said...

Gangstas on bicycles? More drugs get delivered by teenagers on BMX bicycles than pizza is delivered by 20-somethings driving vintage Corollas and Civics.

Anonymous said...

Jason Spencer is sifting through convenience store shoplifting reports looking for something out of the ordinary --- homeless person steals food.

Juan6X3 said...

Policia gets all uptight over a turf beef.

Anonymous said...

Gangstas were out again last night in Nada Tejada's neighborhood, this time an attempted apartment invasion.

Anonymous said...

How about Gangsta Journalism? Google the Sun Gazette's owner, Richard L. Connor.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Scott McCaffrey, what a $leaze. Why doesn't he do his nanny thing with the owner of his own newspaper?

Anonymous said...

ACPD is bringing in the Feds (Homeland Security).

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's National Homeboy Night Out, every night? If the homies aren't slashing tires they're doing armed robberies.

Anonymous said...

Read the Post's article yesterday about Jeff Bezos's corporate activities in this region?

Post is gonna be a marketing venture by Bezos/Amazon to collect data about everything we read/don't read. As if there isn't already enough surveillance.

Anonymous said...

What can we expect? We tolerate 'Smart Growth' which has created a huge market for cocaine, marijuana, and other soft drugs amongst the creative class of yuptards.

Anonymous said...

Doubtful Bezos is going to allow us to continue to deposit quarters into a Post vending box and then read the newspaper wherever.

Anonymous said...

Internet and World Wide Web have become the means to put everyone everywhere under complete social, economic, and political control. Bezos is just taking it the next step.

Anonymous said...

Check out the ADULT bicycle gangs on mountain bikes.

Spock said...

"Captain, sensors indicate the Yuptards are apparently worshipping a machine".

Jeff said...

It's f-ing Bicycle Cult, if you haven't figured that out by now.

Why should I have to buy a bicycle and have to deal with their gangs, clubs, meetups, races, rallies, and oh, the often-obnoxious behavior? I don't and I won't.

Frau Inta said...

Jeff, that's a very good question.

Rietsfuhrer Zimmerman concluded, after many consultations with his Reitsministers, that to accommodate many more non-resident commuters driving to and from the Reit it is necessary for citizens of the Reit to give up driving motor vehicles and begin to use bicycles.

Anonymous said...

Wait five years. Gangs, groups, clubs of 5-50 on bicycles riding down the middle of Wilson Blvd. Clarendon Blvd, Washington Blvd., etc., at 10 miles per hour.

Anonymous said...

As long as they don't impede the flow of non-residents commuting in/out of Arlington during weekday rush hours it's OK with Jay.

Anonymous said...

What did you expect the Yuptards would do after their big dogs died of old age? The dog thing is old and they need another cool totem, icon, object, to gang around.

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between the worthless s--- John F. Kennedy Jr. and his GenXer crewe were doing in SoHo fifteen years ago and the worthless s--- the yupsters are doing today? None that I can discern.

Anonymous said...

Happening already, bicycle clubs, gangs, groups, whatever, take over streets for activities, between 10 and 50, often at night.

Anonymous said...

Over the past 30 years the insipid behavior has regressed - from yuppies to yupsters.

Anonymous said...

BMW manufactures autos, SUVs and motorcyles. Time for yupster Bimmer bicycles?

Anonymous said...

They (policia) were at it again last night....