Thursday, August 15, 2013

Police Expand Dragnet, Sweep Up Non-Residents While Homies Chill

Hey Ms. Yupette,

If you are a tourist or somebody from out of town and like to drive your SUV while texting this week is not a good time to visit Arlington. The policia are sweeping up tourists and non-residents who drive recklessly and act 'suspiciously'. Especially along Wilson Blvd. near the county border with Fairfax County.

Meanwhile the homies in the 'hoods are chillin'. So if you are out at night and drivin' around lookin' for a club or a end of summer party don't say we didn't tell you to drive with both hands on the wheel.

Later,

Raoul63

12 Comments:

At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dragnet is out for the gangstas, but they are catching the yupsters.

 
At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Biketards riding recklessly at high speed are off-limiits, per Jay, Chis, and Walter and the ACDC-Arlington Bikeshare Joint Venture.

 
At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deserves to be repeated: What's the difference between the worthless s--- John F. Kennedy and his Genxer crewe were doing in SoHo fifteen years ago and the worthless s___ the yupsters are doing today? None that I can discern.

 
At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Difference is JFK Jr. was involved in adult activities, like taking flying lessons.

 
At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical yupster has less disposable income for partying and drugging than in 1998.

 
At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Appears the area around A-town is off-limits, per CB members with 20-something children.

 
At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gracias for the photo of our XV3 hood.

 
At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI, JFK, Jr. was born 7 months before Barack Obama and also served as First Yuppie (title does not automatically go to the President unless the President is a Yup).

 
At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about something about the antics of the country club republicans' spoiled brats?

 
At 15 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try this Summer beach novel: 'Young Republican Yuppie Princess' by Natalie Chardenet, available from Bezos Interplanetary.

 
At 16 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think Arlington is a police state, try Falls Church, where you are liable to be arrested for smoking outdoors.

 
At 16 August, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you think Arlington's Newsie's are Nannies, read the Falls Church News-Press sometime.

 

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