Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Memo from County Board: Party's Over Here Next Weekend

Hey Yupette,

Did you hear the testimony by ordinary Arlington residents, taxpayers, and voters at tonight's County Board Budget Hearing? Pretty sobering. What's the response of the County Board going to be (with the exception of Libby Garvey)?  Here it is, direct from the C.Z. Public Information Team in the County Manager's Office:

"Party's Over Here with C.Z. (pictured left-center) on the M/V Minnow II in Newport News next weekend. Contact your Precinct Controller for details about the Pay-to-Play Extravaganza of the decade in Newport News. We still have a few $10,000 Sponsorships available. Don't miss out on your neighborhood development and redevelopment opportunity of the decade. For an extra $5,000 we'll include an automatic transfer-of-development rights from North Arlington to South Arlington. For another $5,000 we'll allow you to exempt your upscale condo in-fill redevelopment from having to build that nasty affordable housing on-site. Contact your Precinct Controller or the County Board Office about arranging Sponsorships".

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15 Comments:

At 26 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...C.Z. sitting between Frau Inta and Frau Nancy at at Reitspartei meetings is more like it.

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

How will they waste tax $$$ once the U.S.S Arlington is commissioned? More sister cities?

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, in Switzerland, the Channel Islands, the Cayman Islands, etc.

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

For another $5,000 you get to build a 750 vehicle parking garage under the building, so everyone who works there can drive in SOV from McLean, just the the big dogs at Boeing.

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do a get to be a 911 Re-enactor? Sounds like so much fun.

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask Pebley.

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Question for the Ages again gets asked: Ginger or Mary Ann?

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, McLean Residents Bob Brosnan and Terry Holzheimer are so considerate when it comes to their neighbors.

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a developer of commercial buildings and my company is located in Boston. How do we join the party?

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, Cindy, can we have a time out, so A.Y. can provide info. about tonight's Pike transportation meeting?

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reality check: Tina Louise is 79 and Dawn Wells is 74.

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what? Lovey is 113.

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's Pebley, on the far right in the photo.

 
At 27 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know how much the U.S.S. Arlington Arrival in Newport News Event cost Arlington's taxpayers?

 
At 28 March, 2013 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, how much in staff time have several years of county employee and County Board junkets to Newport News and Mississippi cost Arlington taxpayers?

 

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