Sunday, January 16, 2011

Achtung, Ost Wasserfall Kirch Behohemer !!!

(English Translation)

Attention East Falls Church Residents,

On Tuesday, January 18, 2011, the Arlington County Board of Reitsministers will commence an attack on Communist Elements and Partisans who oppose the redevelopment of the Ost Wasserfall Kirch (East Falls Church) area. The attack will be ccordinated by SS Obergroup Commandant Nancy Von Hunt, Commander of the successful battle against the Shirlington Communist and Partisan resistance against REIT FRIT.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !!! You must conform to the orders of the lawfully constituted REIT that will control your Ost Wasserfall Kirch community. Resistors will be apprehended by the Arlington SS Polezi and treated in the same manner the SS Polizei treats homeless persons.

By order of:

Kristof Von Zimmerman
Reitsfuhrer and Reitsminister of Transportation

19 Comments:

At 16 January, 2011 , Anonymous 29th Division Veteran said...

Lock and Load, Patriots !!!!

 
At 16 January, 2011 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The same Nancy Von Hunt who has been called the "Bitch of Fairlingwald"?

 
At 16 January, 2011 , Anonymous Kurt said...

Ja, and I am awaiting the successful conclusion of Operation Ost Wasserfal Kirch so we may move on to assisting SS Obergrupe Kommander Von Hunt in removing the mongrel race from the area near our beloved Reitsfuhrer's home.

 
At 16 January, 2011 , Anonymous Baroness Paula Von Sydrow said...

But Kurt, if the mongrel race is removed who will clean my mansion?

 
At 16 January, 2011 , Anonymous Kurt said...

No matter. Reitsfuhrer Von Zimmerman has a plan to import slave laborers from outlying districts by rail.

 
At 16 January, 2011 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this 'over the top'? I don't think so? Wait until Zimmy gets going on Columbia Pike.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Sgt. Donnellan-Scultz said...

I know nothing, nothing...

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Kurt said...

Baroness, Reitsminister Gerald Von Fisette also has a plan to transport the laborers by bicycle.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Columbia Pike? The Grand Canyon with a railroad for the tourists at the bottom of the Canyon? I have seen the Reitsfuhrer's plans.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Greta said...

The SS Polezi Kommandant also lives outside Arlington.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Karl said...

No matter where they live. Their orders come from the various Reitsoberfuherers who live in the outlying areas of the Reit.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Magda said...

The SS Polezi knows how to deal with Communists and Partisans. Each year more of the inferior race are killed in the REIT by the SS Polezi than law abiding citizens are murdered by assailants.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Peter said...

I am happy to see our beloved Reitsfuhrer was able to persuade Karl Albrecht to locate one of his large stores in the heart of the Reit.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous 22206 said...

REIT FRIT controls Shirlington like the Nazis controlled villages in France in 1941.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Von Hunt belonged to William F. Buckley's YAF (Young American Fascists) in her youth?

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Let's Be Freaky said...

Anyone notice that County Government follows the Inverse Godwin's Law? The longer one party remains in political power the more fascist the government it controls becomes.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Jeff said...

Yeah, in Arlington County the phrase "Democratic Party" became an oxymoron ten years ago.

 
At 17 January, 2011 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inverse Godwin's Law? Now let's be civil. Surely it can't apply to an elitist, intolerant, unpleasant, irrational, and dogmatic government official like Von Zimmerman.

 
At 18 January, 2011 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot "arrogant".

 

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