All About Yuppie Arlington
posted by Arlington Yupette @ 6:21 PM
As a matter of fact BARFavola once saw a non barf-beige building she liked. George Washington's home at Mt. Vernon.
Visit Wonderful Clarendon at the height of the Yuppie mating season, it's so lovely. We love the traffic, the noise, the drunken Yups. Thank you Barbara for the wonderful things you've done for Clarendon.
Yupette, to celebrate Barbara Favola's re-election we need a Barfin' Barbie doll with state of the art 21st Century electronics. Whenever Barfin' Barbie saw the plans for another unaffordable barf beige condo building she would say "I move that the County Board approve..."
Live in Clarendon? If the drunken Yups throw up on your front lawn Inauguration Week you can call BARFavola at 703-228-3130 to complain.
Seriously, how many new bars, restaurants, and unattractive, energy-inefficient, and unaffordable residential buildings will Barbara vote to approve in Clarendon over the next 4 years?
Who programmed the Barfin' Barbie doll to say: "We have to do better than give the developers 18,000 square feet of bonus density for 2 units of affordable housing in this residential building."?
Barbara Favola has no respect for her own neighbors. The traffic in Clarendon is becoming impossible. I will never vote for her again, I voted for John Reeder last election.I also toss the Arlington Sun-Gazette in with the to-be-recycled newspapers without reading its pro-megadevelopment PR.
The Sun-Gazette and its creepy editor are a major reason we have turkeys like Faovola elected and re-elected. (Does she even live in Lyon Village anymore?) Does creepy Scott McCaffrey live in Arlington or out in Upperville? These people all suck and they are making living in Clarendon increasingly difficult.
If you Nimbys don't like us puking on your front lawn at 2:30 AM you should keep the bars in Clarendon open until 6 AM. If you don't like drugs in Clarendon move to assisted living.
Heavy drug use in Clarendon? The Arlington Police are too busy chasing shoplifters in Pentagon City and breaking into the homes of loopy lefties in South Arlington to care about drug use by Yupscale adults.
Clarendon Will Be Yuppie America's #1 Party Zone During Inauguration Week !!!!! Don't like it? Barf on Barbara Favola's shoulder!
Yupette, if we find out where you live I and Yuppie America will puke all over your front lawn, your front steps, and YOU during inauguration week. Barbara Favola is cool. YOU are a baby boomer fool.We are going to party till we puke in Clarendon during inauguration week.Don't approve? Call Southwest Airlines and reserve your flight for a discount round trip to Geezer City, Florida.
I nominate Barbara Favola to be Queen of Inauguration Week.
If you don't like the way I drive my BMW in Clarendon...stay off the sidewalks.
Don't puke on Yupette's front lawn. Puke on the barf brown pavers the developers thoughtfully installed on Clarendon's gentrified sidewalks.
Thank Barbara for making Clarendon the Party Zone for both GMU and Marymount U.
Time for the annual awards?
Hi Yupette, how about a thread about the Boss Hogg Zimmerman party zone planned for Columbia Pike?
Barbara Favola also destroyed the quality of life in my neighborhood near Marymount University. Worse traffic to come.I do not read the local newspapers that support the status quo. And I e-mail the editors telling them so. If they received a hundred e-mails a week from fed-up Arlingtonians we would see media support for third party candidates.Just a thought.
Hey, Yupette, check out Barfin' Barbie's 2009 makeover. She's now Binge Drinkin' Barbie.
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